hurples 

a contagious disease caused by sexual intercourse it's known to get itchy, rashy yet sore and it may swell up, see doctor as soon you notice these changes to your body. KEEP IT CLEAN! infection can kill with in 24 hours

don't have sex, you'll get hurples and die.

hurples by chyaaana July 15, 2011

Hurpulling 

The act of pulling your partners hair as they bite you simultaneously during a sexual act.

As i let her hair go and she stopped biting me she said "wow, you really are into hurpulling".

Hurpulling by ADRides July 13, 2019

Hurpedurp 

Hurpedurp is a common word used by the elite Civilization which is a description of a behaviour, this behaviour contains: doing nothing, wasting your time and/or being slow.

The word has evolved from the dutch language.

* Vince: Tom is really hurpedurping.
* Dave: Yes, he'd better start working!

Hurpedurp by SolveSoul October 27, 2010

hurps 

Hiccup burps, some people when they hiccups, burp instead of hick-uping. Combining the two you get 'the hurps', the hurps often causes pain in the throatmuscles.

Dude1: Man i got the hurps so bad Dude2: You got herpes? Dude1: Hiccup burps, not herpes you deadshit

hurps by Centerlink May 22, 2011

Hurph 

Euphemism for damn—often used to express a mild annoyance.

"Hurph, I did not realize you can't use the standard out as your reading buffer."

Hurph by gsin January 31, 2010

hurpadurp

Noun. Someone who is slow, spasticated, handicapped or in any way mentally retarded.

Also an exclamation at one's own stupidity or the stupidity of a close party. Normally "hurpa-durpa-durp" (with added '-adurp's for added emphasis). Must be said in the fashion of a mongoloid.

Not to be confused with "hinga-dinga-durgen".

A: "Is like a turtle and a tortoise different cuz ones a reptile and da ova is a bird?"
B: "Stop being such a hurpadurp."

A: "OMG! Them things are liek only £20!"
B: "No, it says they're £200!"
A: "O right, I see... hurpa-durpa-durpa-durpa!!! *X-z*"

hurpadurp by Atomic440 February 6, 2010

hurpturd 

A word used on a hit tv show called Impractical jokers

It was like a hurpturd

hurpturd by Hurpturd April 10, 2017