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herpedurptologist 

The study of retarded lizards and reptiles
Hey have you met bob?
he's the local herpedurptologist for the national park service
Noun. Someone who is slow, spasticated, handicapped or in any way mentally retarded.

Also an exclamation at one's own stupidity or the stupidity of a close party. Normally "hurpa-durpa-durp" (with added '-adurp's for added emphasis). Must be said in the fashion of a mongoloid.

Not to be confused with "hinga-dinga-durgen".
A: "Is like a turtle and a tortoise different cuz ones a reptile and da ova is a bird?"
B: "Stop being such a hurpadurp."

A: "OMG! Them things are liek only £20!"
B: "No, it says they're £200!"
A: "O right, I see... hurpa-durpa-durpa-durpa!!! *X-z*"
hurpadurp by Atomic440 February 6, 2010
a fun way of saying herpes
i just got me some herpederp!!!
herpederp by snowydayz October 4, 2009

Hurpdurp 

A hurpdurp is where The Asian and the Indian got maried
Hurpdurp by Casper.r September 24, 2018

Herpederpetologist

Someone who claims to be a scientist, but is dumber than a snake.
Ted Haggard is a Herpederpetologist.
Herpederpetologist by Drohczid January 15, 2026
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