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herpedurptologist 

The study of retarded lizards and reptiles
Hey have you met bob?
he's the local herpedurptologist for the national park service
Noun. Someone who is slow, spasticated, handicapped or in any way mentally retarded.

Also an exclamation at one's own stupidity or the stupidity of a close party. Normally "hurpa-durpa-durp" (with added '-adurp's for added emphasis). Must be said in the fashion of a mongoloid.

Not to be confused with "hinga-dinga-durgen".
A: "Is like a turtle and a tortoise different cuz ones a reptile and da ova is a bird?"
B: "Stop being such a hurpadurp."

A: "OMG! Them things are liek only £20!"
B: "No, it says they're £200!"
A: "O right, I see... hurpa-durpa-durpa-durpa!!! *X-z*"
hurpadurp by Atomic440 February 6, 2010
a fun way of saying herpes
i just got me some herpederp!!!
herpederp by snowydayz October 4, 2009

Hurpdurp 

A hurpdurp is where The Asian and the Indian got maried
Hurpdurp by Casper.r September 24, 2018

Herpederpetologist

Someone who claims to be a scientist, but is dumber than a snake.
Ted Haggard is a Herpederpetologist.
Herpederpetologist by Drohczid January 15, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026