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herpedurptologist 

The study of retarded lizards and reptiles
Hey have you met bob?
he's the local herpedurptologist for the national park service
Noun. Someone who is slow, spasticated, handicapped or in any way mentally retarded.

Also an exclamation at one's own stupidity or the stupidity of a close party. Normally "hurpa-durpa-durp" (with added '-adurp's for added emphasis). Must be said in the fashion of a mongoloid.

Not to be confused with "hinga-dinga-durgen".
A: "Is like a turtle and a tortoise different cuz ones a reptile and da ova is a bird?"
B: "Stop being such a hurpadurp."

A: "OMG! Them things are liek only £20!"
B: "No, it says they're £200!"
A: "O right, I see... hurpa-durpa-durpa-durpa!!! *X-z*"
hurpadurp by Atomic440 February 6, 2010
a fun way of saying herpes
i just got me some herpederp!!!
herpederp by snowydayz October 4, 2009

Hurpdurp 

A hurpdurp is where The Asian and the Indian got maried
Hurpdurp by Casper.r September 24, 2018

Herpederpetologist

Someone who claims to be a scientist, but is dumber than a snake.
Ted Haggard is a Herpederpetologist.
Herpederpetologist by Drohczid January 15, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026