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That’s How Mafia Works

That's How Mafia Works is an expression parodying Instagram advertisement for the mobile game Mafia City in which a cartoon businessman points to an image with the caption "That's how mafia works". The meme was created and popularised by YouTuber Slazo in the video "Hilariously Bad Instagram Ads" and spread by Slazo's fanbase through the r/slazo subreddit.
Level 1 crook: *shows deji*
Level 100 mafia boss: *shows KSI*
That’s how mafia works

And that's how I saved Christmas 

A great phrase to put at the end of a sentence to confuse people or make your story completely surreal, along the lines of adding "And that's how babies are made."
"So I was going down the street to buy some chocolate, when some jerk almost ran me over in his piece of shit truck, so I pulled him out and punched his eyes right out of his fuckin' head...and that's how I saved Christmas."

That's How I feed my Eel. 

A simple justification to why you do something odd or random.
"Roman, why do you like snapping your neighbors' necks?"
"Well, Brittney, That's How I feed my Eel."

Fuck you, that's how! 

The appropriate response to any and all irritating, stupid or outright pointless questions revolving around how something came to be. Not to be confused with "Fuck you, that's why!"...
When asked... "How did you do that?!"

Immediately and forcefully respond with...."FUCK YOU, THAT'S HOW!"

or

When asked..."How do I use this?"

Respond with..."Fuck you, that's how!"

that's how I roll 

That is how I like to do things.
I know I'm always wearing a bathrobe but that's how I roll.

And that's how you land a plane 

When you complete something like a boss ass bitch
Girl: *hooks up with a hot guy at a frat party*
Girl: and THAT'S how you land a plane