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hourglass shape 

hourglass shape is considered 36-24-36
boob-waist-ass
guy1: daaam dat chick got a hot hourglass shape. wayy better than those pear-shaped skanks
hourglass shape by HOLYfcklesz January 2, 2009

Hourglass Syndrome 

The frustration you experience when your computer takes an obscene amount of time to load something, or freezes. The name in derived from the little spinning hourglass that replaces your cursor
Fred: "Last night, my stupid computer to so long to load I smashed the screen in."
Bob: "Dude, you're getting Hourglass Syndrome, you need a new computer."

"This morning my laptop didn't work and my Hourglass Syndrome made me rage at my boss. I need a new job now."

Hourglass to liberty bell 

When a woman has children and her figure goes from hourglass to liberty bell shaped.
A woman who's body shape changes after giving birth, the baby weight a woman can't shed after childbirth.

Have you seen Jessica since high school? She went from hourglass to liberty bell shaped ever since she had two kids!

Hourglass effect 

A side effect when the act in which two or more people engage in anal sex occurs. When a man inserts his penis into another's asshole, and then the person squeezes said asshole, the penis is then contorted into an hourglass shape. This is the hourglass effect
Bill: "Stop squeezing your asshole! You're givin' me in hourglass effect!"
Hourglass effect by Mike November 13, 2003

Hourglass Head 

Hourglass Head refers to the phenomenon in which someone’s head shape is warped by thick glasses. The thicker the glasses the stronger the Hourglass Effect.

Honorable mention: Braces make the hourglass effect even stronger since it adds more depth to it.
Omg. Look at Dariana’s hourglass head, it’s so big and voluptuous and his braces make it look even bigger!

Go Hourglass 

When a computer program becomes unresponsive and the cursor turns into an hourglass.
"Aw, man, I gotta restart my computer. It just went hourglass on me. I never had that program go hourglass on me before."
Go Hourglass by Markvw59 December 16, 2009