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low hangers

Large, loose, low-hanging testicles.
Some guys, like Jamie, have huge low hangers, but a lot of guys have smaller balls.
low hangers by Jon715 July 23, 2008

Monkey Hangers 

Name given to people from the town of Hartlepool in the North East of England. The reason being during the Napoleonic Wars (around the 1800s) a monkey washed up on the beach at Hartlepool. The unfortunate primate was tried and executed because the locals thought it was French. This is referred to with some misplaced pride now as the town's football club's mascot is called H'Angus the Monkey.
"Hey, did you hear those Monkey Hangers elected their football mascot as their mayor?"

"Well, that's what happens when you live on the wrong side of the Pennines."
Monkey Hangers by The_Strut November 25, 2004

heavy hangers 

Large natural tits that flop under their own weight.
I'd like to squeeze her heavy hangers.
heavy hangers by agw August 22, 2003

hungerslut 

Poor college student who regularly exchanges sexual favors for the chance to be treated to dinner; not necessarily a common slut, only when it counts. Tactics often include the hungerslut inviting the victim over and asking if they are hungry. Hungersluts are not hard to please and often suggest the cheapest food in order to avoid suspicion.
-I'm gonna invite him over. He might buy me pizza.
-You are such a hungerslut.
hungerslut by ryles98 August 25, 2009

stank hangers 

testicles in an objectionable odoriferous state
after a long day of basketball,Jamal's stank hangers were in desperate need of a wash.
stank hangers by Sunny666 April 27, 2010

bag of hangers

a girl thats so thin her bones are pushing through her skin like a plastic bag stuffed with hangers.
i knew kim was skinny but seeing her naked was like looking at a bag of hangers.