Hold ‘er wide 

Doing something with maximum speed and effort.

An alternative to “pedal to the metal”. Jake would always say “Hold ‘er wide” when he was flooring it off-roading.

Hold ‘er wide by DustyH November 17, 2018

Hold the Faori

Expression that is used when someone starts complaining about several different subjects at once.

_ Aw, my girlfriend dumped me and I lost my job and...
_ Hey dude, hold the Faori.

Hold the Faori by Yonlu March 9, 2005

Hold my beer and watch this! 

Redneck's last words

Redneck 1: "Hey man, see that ropeswing? Let's tie it to an airplane and jet ski across the ocean!"
Redneck 2: "I wanna do it! Hold my beer and watch this!"

Hold my beer and watch this! by Kowkruncher August 16, 2012

hold jiggers

To keep watch, be on the lookout. A Texas prison term.

"Hey, hold jiggers for me while I sling ink on Randall's shoulder!"

hold jiggers by AlstottsNo1Fan November 27, 2007

Hold my beer 

Used to express an individual's boastful intent to outdo another person as an act of sport or competitiveness, expressed immediately after hearing about their achievement. Frequently used sarcastically or ironically.

Coworker 1: "Did you hear that Dan got fired for setting Mike's chair on fire?"
Coworker 2: "Hold my beer"

Hold my beer by AlexMA March 15, 2018

hold my beer 

The last thing you remember saying before you woke up in the hospital.

Drunk guy 1: dude that was so cool!
Drunk guy 2: I bet I can do that. Here, hold my beer.

hold my beer by madmaninabox April 18, 2017

hold my beer 

1. (originally) The act of handing one's drink to another before attempting a dangerous stunt--that has never been before attempted; this often involves an element of stupidity.

Person: OMG, that guy just performed a perfect back three-and-a-half somersault pike dive!
Drunk: Pfft! That's nothing--hold my beer!

Drunk 1: No one's ever tried riding from the roof on a sheet of metal.
Drunk 2: Here. Hold my beer.

2. (online)
a. Video clips of people performing dangerous feats that they often immediately regret.

Anything classified as a fail is a possible "hold my beer" video clip.

b. (Twitter) An indication that, although events were awful, even worse calamities are about to present themselves.

2016: I've done my damage.
2017: Here. Hold my beer.

I can do THAT! Here, hold my beer!

hold my beer by HowDidEyeGetHere April 19, 2018