Hershey Facemask 

An exfoliating facial mask made of feces and smeared on one's face with saran wrap over the smear. On the saran wrap, apply ice packs to freeze the feces in order to make a crust on the face. Once a crust is formed, smack the subject's face until you have a fecal crumble. Apply said crumble liberally on pineapple pizza to enhance its taste.

My cousin Andrew said he wanted to order a pineapple pizza, so I made him go to the spa first to get a Hershey Facemask. He woke up the next day with pink eye.

Hershey Facemask by Tommy Toledo February 16, 2019

hershey squirts 

A particularly pernicious, nasty, form of diahhroea in which the victim feels the need to pass gas, but instead liquid shit comes squirting out resulting in a very unpleasant shitting of one's pants, often in a public or otherwise unforgiving location, far from a shithouse.

Damn, I thought I was just gonna fart, but had the Hershey Squirts and wound up shitting myself right there in the mall.

hershey squirts by Wally, the Grotee November 22, 2003

hershey squirts 

What happens when you think you was gunna fart but, shit yourself so hard you stop walking

Dude,I was talking to Kelsie and needed to fart but I just completely got the Hershey squirts on full blast

hershey squirts by Schafer The Waffer August 15, 2016

Hershey Nympho

A Nymphomaniac that only does sexual things with African-Americans.

"Did you hear what Stephanie did last night?"
"No."
"She let 24 black guys run a train on her."
"What a Hershey Nympho!"

Hershey Nympho by Fluffer Nuter February 8, 2014

Hershey Hair 

Any time feces are embedded in hair.

"He's such a butt-kisser, he has hershey hair."

Hershey Hair by Scrappy SamCat January 20, 2009

hershey highway

The anal cavity; usually used when speaking in a sexual manner about taking it in the ass

Hey look at Adam, he is probably about ready to go down Misty's Hershey Highway again...

hershey highway by Nilats April 25, 2003

hershey highway streetsweeper 

Same as a dirt pipe milkshake, when a person drinks cum a fellow has just deposited in their asshole.

My hershey highway streetsweeper had an exotic flavor this morning.

hershey highway streetsweeper by High on Life June 26, 2008