Handshake Email 

When one has your email but wishes to share their email address, so they send you an email for the purpose of sharing their own email address or contact details.

first personHi, please email me back at my new location.
second personYou have my email, please send me a handshake email with your contact details and I will reply.

Handshake Email by Shaoak April 3, 2009

Handshake of Hearts 

Take your hands and a friend, make a heart, one person goes in a circle and spreads the love and the other person goes the opposite of the circle and also spreads the love. Then after 2 circles the two hearts connect and then release the love and positivity by opening their hands once the hearts touch.

Hey, you doin ok?
nah I want the world to end and steal a dog
Lets do the handshake of hearts

Spread the love not the hate

Handshake of Hearts by Hohoholdyn Anthony7k January 31, 2023

handshake the ben franklin 

Light manipulation of the boner to ensure pleasure.

I love to handshake the ben franklin during school.

handshake the ben franklin by Martinz January 27, 2008

Handshake rape 

The act of handshaking someone without their consent.

A tactic used by the Australian Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison a.k.a "ScoMo", "ScumMo" or "Captain Coal Fingers". Scott Morrison is one of the world's most infamous handshake rapists.

Handshake rape is usually followed by blaming the victim; such as claiming the victim was 'just tired' or 'upset' when the handshake intercourse was forced on the victim. Handshake rapists usually do not apologise or take accountability for their actions.

* An Australian firefighter trys to rest as the Prime Minister Scott Morrison attempts to initiate handshake intercourse*
Firefighter: "I really don't want to shake your hand...".
*Prime Minsiter Scott Morrison reaches down and grabs hands against their will and handshake rapes them*
*Victim feels violated and humilated afterwards*
*Scott Morrison smirks, sneers and ignores victim, having satisfied his own personal needs and moves on to the next victim*

Handshake rape victims are encouraged to shout out the following to prevent future handshake rape incidents:
"HANDSHAKE RAPE!! HANDSHAKE RAPE!! THIS DIRTY POLICTICIAN IS HANDSHAKE RAPING ME!!"

Handshake rape by Voted Coalition and regret it January 5, 2020

handshake homosexuals 

A male homosexual couple that never engages in any public display of affection, hence allowing straight male observers to avoid thinking about sodomy.

"Dude, your gay neighbors are selling sheets at the yard sale. That's gross."

"Dude, don't worry, they never have butt sex, they're handshake homosexuals. They probably sleep in separate beds."

handshake homosexuals by Steve Goozecoch October 14, 2007

handshake fetish 

To shake hands with an attractive female and run off to the bathroom within six seconds before the cells from her hand die off on yours and reach ejaculatory orgasm within the six second alloted time.

I'm going to this party tonight loaded with hot women time to roll out the handshake fetish on, wanna go?

handshake fetish by skEwbnEwb October 2, 2006

handshake rape 

when someone asserts their dominance over you in a handshake by grabbing your fingers before you have a chance to get a proper grip

Jonah: So man, how did that job interview go?

Heath: Well I felt pretty good going into it, but then I got handshake raped by the interviewer and it all went downhill from there.

handshake rape by Ginger Balls 69 December 23, 2011