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Granny gumming

When a granny with no teeth gives u delectably good head with those gummies of hers
I went granny gumming last night, don't tell Kyle it was his granny.

Split Gumming 

Def- when one ball is poking out of each side of your underwear, creating an illusion of them being split in half.
Ex- Chris- “Yo did you see Anderson split gumming last night?”
Curtis- “Yeah bro the huzz were digging it!”
Split Gumming by jtrain1243 May 3, 2025

Gumping It 

So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line.
"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it' --so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

Gumping It 

When a person is not quite retard yet they are on the line.
Yeah I fucked that slow chick, but it’s cool since she’s gumping it and not a full retard.
Gumping It by Human Whisk2 November 24, 2020
Last night at the party I walked in on shane gumping my retarded sister
Gumping by Ironheade March 27, 2021
the government as most people pronounce it here in the uess of aye.
dubyu promised less taxes and less gummint.
gummint by Yoova September 17, 2006