Guano-a-guano 

Guano-a-guano- is a Jersey originated term that means "bullshit to bullshit". Best examples are when politicians (or extreme left wing liberals) begin debating a subject and you just know it's all going to be "politics as usual" or "guano-a-guano" match. Derived from the Spanish term "Mano-a-mano" - originally used in bullfighting by matadors trying to gain the popularity from the crowd. And of course Guano is the excrement from seabirds, bats and seals...

Also the rhetoric that spews from the mouths of socialist, anti capitalist liberals.

In 2011 when the republicans gain control of the house of representatives, I cant wait for the Guano-a-guano debates and rhetoric that will come from the liberals. I can't wait for Barrack Hussein Obama and Speaker of the House, John Boehner start their first session in Congress about repealing Obamacare. It's going to be guano-a-guano at it's best!

Guano-a-guano by BobNJ November 15, 2010

guano cave

1) A goopy, smelly vagina. A snotty stoonch.

2) A bat cave oozing truffle butter, cunk, guano or other poop-like deposits of organic matter.

Origin:

Spelunkers (cave explorers) commonly see piles of bat guano caking the floor of caves, along with stalactites, stalagmites and other crusty deposits.

Likewise, the human pootytang can produce an assortment of cunk, coochie butter, slag and cum that emits a fishy, tangy or mangy scent.

The rectum’s proximity to the twat also creates opportunities for dookie to stink up a woman’s coochie. Hence, “guano cave” is the technical term when we’re dealing with a pungent stoonch with visible gunk, that emits not just fishy, tangy or musty odor—but a robust, spicy, fecal fragrance.

Synonyms:
stoonch, dookie cookie, poopy pootytang, bat cave, skunk, rotten cookie, queefing wookie

Uncle Doodle's Angus beefstick stunk for weeks after marinating in Helga's guano cave. "Spelunking that snotty stoonch was worth the chlamydia", he claims.

When asked about the smell, I told my friends she lived in a sewer pipe, slept with a wookie and bathed in a squalid barrel of fish filth. It would have been problematic to point at the dripping guano cave between her legs.

guano cave by Uncle Doodle August 19, 2016

Guano Apes 

this really cool band from germany that nobodies ever heard of.....yeah

Guano Apes by Amanda Hawfitch March 27, 2003

guano crazy 

A polite way of saying bat-shit crazy.

(Guano is the polite term for bat feces.)

quoted from Sevastian Winters, Yahoo contributor: 8/18/2011

I generally give Michelle Bachmann the benefit of the doubt, but I still think she is guano crazy.

guano crazy by hir0 August 23, 2011

Guano Loco 

Batshit Insane.

Crazy, in fact probably totally insane.

Acting in the manner of Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah's sofa or Joaquin Phoenix on the Letterman show.

Hearing voices and imagining things that haven't happened or people saying things that they haven't.

Possibly caused by some recent trauma, however more than likely always present just brought to the surface in times of high emotion.

Person 1: "What's up with that girl talking to herself?"
Person 2: "She's been totally Guano Loco since her boyfriend moved to Greece and dumped her ass"

Guano Loco by Bush Girl September 4, 2009

Guano Insane 

The polite way to say bat shit or bat shit crazy

teacher: Did you know that most ancient skulls had holes in them
me (student): Well that sounds like bat sh---.... Guano insane

Guano Insane by elnapalm May 2, 2022

guano pills 

BAT SHIT CRAZY PILLS..

Medication to keep really nutty people sane.

Dude, she forgot to take her guano pills today and has been dancing naked in the front yard.

guano pills by geekmetal November 25, 2012