Sankaty Grumpkin 

Pro staff getting head while dropping a deuce in the cart barn bathroom by a first year caddie!!

I'm very stressed. I think I need a sankaty grumpkin after the epic pick.

Sankaty Grumpkin by cuffnutt August 3, 2007

Grumbling Midget 

An angry dwarf that is easily thrown around with the use of a cannopult, sling shot, cannon, golf tee, or mule.

Alex was being a grumbling midget so I sent him on a mule to Arizona.

Grumbling Midget by lasdjflasdjflasdjkf May 30, 2006

thumpy grumpkin 

When you recieve a blumpkin from your grandma while your rabbit eats a carrot

I got the best thumpy grumpkin of my life from grandma Bernie

thumpy grumpkin by Smittywerbenyagerbenjenson April 26, 2008

Grumming 

The act of grumming involves masturbating while defacating, having a wank while having a shit.

Sam was caught grumming by his mum

Grumming by lorenzo30 February 11, 2010

tucan grumping dongered 

the process of getting a large spoon of mayonaise and putting it in your mouth and chewing on it constantly making a irratating chunky mushy noise.

me and jimmy tucan grumping dongered last night it was epic shit.

tucan grumping dongered by dsc big boi June 12, 2011

Game-Grumping 

Playing an incredibly popular video game, often for hundreds of hours, and learning nothing whatsoever.

This can either dramatically lower your enjoyment, or raise it far higher than it should be.

"I just played Blank for the past week! It was so much fun!"
"Nice! What did you think of Story?"
"What? Oh I don't give a shit. I was just Game-Grumping."

Game-Grumping by vertgeburger March 14, 2022

gumbying

The act of a video game character lagging across a map without moving its legs, like Gumby. The past tense is Gumbied

Bob: "Dude, did you see that guy?!"
Jim: "Yeah, he was gumbying across the fucking screen."
Bob: "Totally just gumbied."

gumbying by Ricky Stack December 27, 2014