Gristle snorkel 

A piece of gristle found typically in meat sauce or lasagna, especially a dish that you are thoroughly enjoying. Gristle Snorkel appears out of nowhere, and once sighted, has an immediate stomach turning effect. Can cause instant vegetarianism, but that does pass.

This spaghetti is amazing.. Oh no.. Gristle Snorkel has put me off. Caesar salad please waiter.

Gristle snorkel by Betneyb April 20, 2019

gristle missile 

A male appendage (penis) which when erect can be used for delivery of a deadly payload of "man-milk"

Man; I would sure like to give her a shot in the whiskers with my gristle missile.

gristle missile by scenedad August 1, 2008

gristle knot 

the puckered orifice that gives birth to your excrement. a sphincter.

Before flushing, wipe your gristle knot.

gristle knot by Paddycakes69 June 15, 2007

Snooty Gristle 

The term often used For a well known Gritty vagina worn from hard usage on daily occasions often when spotting these the jizz residue will reside on the gritty parts of a vaginas lip

I seen Tammies snooty Gristle... I'll never want to touch it smell it or see it again

Snooty Gristle by Fat_Back98 May 31, 2017

cunt-gristle 

A generalized term of abuse - like twatwaffle, asshat, buttmuch, etc.

"Do you see that shit this cunt-gristle has been posting in the forum?"

cunt-gristle by Mattshizzle74 March 29, 2008

back bottom gristle lumps 

(As seen in "The ladies man", quite simply, it's SHIT, or for the well educated, fecal matter!"

You smell like back bottom gristle lumps...

back bottom gristle lumps by skorpionlady September 5, 2005

snatch gristle 

The labia minora, or inner lips, of the vagina; especially those that protrude beyond the labia majora, or outer lips, of the vagina and resemble the tough elastic cartilage of meat.

Damn! I almost choked on that bitch's snatch gristle!!!

snatch gristle by The Captain January 22, 2004