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What in God's green African jungles?? 

Another way of asking the infamous question, "what on earth?" while recognizing the almighty God's diverse and most eccentric creation, Africa/Africans.
*arrives home early from vacation and find doors off hinges, roughed-up walls, and a trusted friend wearing my clothes.*

"What in God's green African jungles?? ... ???" =:O

"Er, I can explain..."

"Please do."

Turves Green Girl’s School 

A shitty school in a shitty area full of shitty pupils with Shitty teachers. Also, a girl in year ten shit on the toilet floor xx (No wonder it always stinks like fishy blood and poo).
“Turves Green Girl’s school is full of emo slags” said jezza #1. Jezza #2 replied back with “true innit I’d rather go to colmers and fiddle with year sevens than go there”

Bordesley Green Girl's school 

Every gyal that goes here ends up with an arranged marriage or runs away from home 🏃 ♀️ exclusively only at Bordesely Green girl's school
Bordesley Green Girl's school Is a school in Birmingham full of gyal who jus love to send nudes and skets the school is well known as b-tech jezz central moretime the toilets r full of lesbians and everyone is vaping moretime the gyal that go here r clapped

Let's Green Egg and Ham it

How Shaq raps; terribly.
From the movie Kazaam
Let's Green Egg and Ham it

green monkey's fuckstick 

Curtis is dirtier than a green monkey's fuckstick.

Green Goblin's 

Just another name for some nice buds(weed)
Hey its 4:20, time to get the Green Goblin's!
Green Goblin's by Montaghar October 17, 2007