Grease Monkey 

The kid at school who never bathes. This causes his/her hair to have plenty of attractive grease in it.

"Did you see Todd today?"
"Holy shit, yeah. That kid is a total grease monkey."

Grease Monkey by cacacarrottop October 16, 2008

Grease Monkey 

a smooth suave sophisticated kid with greasy hair

charles:Did you here about that kid george
jack:yeah i heard he's a total grease monkey

Grease Monkey by gcrocker May 22, 2011

Grease Monkey 

1. Someone who has bits of food, grease, etc. in their facial hair or normal hair.

2. Someone who loves working on cars.

1.
George: Man, John never puts a hairnet on when using the deep fat frier. What a grease monkey.

2.
Josh: All that that grease monkey Joel does all day is work on cars.

Grease Monkey by The Anonymous Corporation April 29, 2010

grease monkey 

some guy that gets out of his nasty old truck n looks like he just got a pot-o-gold dumped on him ...........in other words he's a greasy piece of feces

Hey! Get back in the truck grease monkey!

grease monkey by Shmu June 2, 2004

Grease Monkey 

A term for someone that needs a shower.

That girl is gross, she looks like a grease monkey.

Grease Monkey by SarahThaBoss(; August 13, 2009

Grease Monkey 

Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.

Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.

Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.

Grease Monkey by Daddy Adam May 3, 2021

grease monkey 

A flaccid penis covered with shit.

After a long night of butt secks, I fell asleep. I awoke the next morning with a grease monkey between my legs.

grease monkey by LikwidX December 31, 2008