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grav station

A different and far sweeter name for the classic gravity bong, in which any type of bottle with a cap is placed in a bucket of water, and an open ratchet piece is melted through the plastic cap (far better than making a tin foil bowl) to make a bowl piece. Weed is placed in the ratchet, and lit while lifting the bottle out of (but not completely) the water, using gravity and water pressure to fill the bottle with smoke. When the bottle is filled, the chron-smoker pushes the bottle back into the water while inhaling, achieving a massive hit that is otherwise unachievable.
Stoner 1: Dude, Tim was walking around like Frankenstein after he hit the grav station only once last night!
Stoner 2: I know, he got so stoned off of such little weed! GBs rule
Tim: I think I'm still high from chillin with the grav station last night.
grav station by fosholey July 6, 2009
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Grav-i-titty Faux Pas 

This occurs when sadly yet inevitably time and gravity take their toll on a woman’s breasts and they start to progressively hang lower and lower. The man still wants to get hot for her but this too becomes increasingly difficult so he fantasises in his mind back to when they were firm and young. Carried away by fond memories he reaches over to cop a feel and he accidentally puts his hand above where her tits actually are now and instead he winds up trying to squeeze the area where her tits used to be.
I had another Grav-i-titty Faux Pas two weeks ago and my wife still isn't speaking to me!
Related Words

Grav Vag 

A Woman Who's Vagina Tends To Have A Gravitational Attraction To Any Penis Around.
That Girl With The Manly Voice Has A Grav Vag.

That Girls Vagina Is A Grav Vag For Any Drunk Guy At The Party.
Grav Vag by David Starz August 12, 2009

Antigon grav 

Antigon grav is when you get maximum 1 person in your graviton serge with zarya
Oh no way you did antigon grav again
Antigon grav by Afk boss February 18, 2021

Galaxy Grav 

A graviton surge thrown in the end of a losing fight, consisting of one or less enemies.
Teammate: No ults, it's a lost fight
Galaxy : *throws graviton surge*
Teammate : That is a "Galaxy Grav"
Galaxy Grav by GalaxyOW September 9, 2019

Double Grav 

The act of taking two grav hits, one after the other, in one breath. Only one with extreme lung capacity, or said Grav Master can finish a full Double Grav.
Wow, did you just see him take that Double Grav!?!
Double Grav by GoC187 December 15, 2010

Polite Grav 

A gravity bong toke that's so milky that it makes you sit up perfectly straight, hence being polite.
Holy shit man, Obes just took a very polite grav.
Polite Grav by Ader422 July 24, 2017