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swanson pyramid of greatness

if your not living your life by it, your living wrong.

the ron swanson pyramid of greatness is a pyramid chart of the most badass TV character ever introduced to the fucking planet. it slowly teaches you how to be destined to become a badass white guy stuck as director of park and recreations at a small town in indiana who hates government but works in it as well. a dedicated fellow, this chart will make you a ron swanson.

"If you have any complaints, questions, or concerns, deal with it yourself, like an adult."
-Ron Swanson
"the swanson pyramid of greatness taught me how to be the perfect american and not some uncultured swine like the fucker reading this"
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graynessa 

A hot ass ship. Grayson Dolan + Vanessa Merrell = Graynessa. This ship is the top ship with Vanessa in it beating kianessa. It is better than ethanica too because OOF.
dolansobsessions: oml I love Graynessa

merrellies: I know right they are hottt

graynxssa: they should get married

dorrell.editss: they already are DUH
graynessa by Dorrell info July 27, 2018
Related Words

Greatness 

wonderful; first-rate; very good
notable; remarkable; exceptionally outstanding
important; highly significant or consequential
of noble or lofty character
also see Branden Hoffman or anyone named Branden!!
that is pure greatness
Greatness by edge4life February 27, 2010

greatness 

greatness the act of being great
"Wow man thats like total greatness!"
greatness by kelli michelle March 2, 2005

greatness 

dude those two are greatness
greatness by connor & hayat March 5, 2021

Transition to Greatness 

When you fail on an epic level and try play it off like a success.
His actions led to the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people so he screamed “transition to greatness” to distract the simple minded from his crimes.

grateless 

The opposite of grateful. Having no appreciation or gratitude for the good deeds of others.
Ugh, I can't believe Jessica didn't thank me once for all that I did for her. She is such a grateless ho.
grateless by mattjohnson377 March 24, 2019