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gooseneck hitch

You got a gooseneck hitch hangin' off the end of yer pick up.
gooseneck hitch by Nkov September 20, 2017

Reverse Gooseneck 

Not letting a man get a boner before sex,
so you put a flaccid penis into a woman's vagina,

then while it is in the vagina,

the man gets a boner so the woman feels it

getting harder and going up the whole time.
friend: So how was your rendezvous with him last night?
woman to friend: Excellent! We totally did the Reverse Gooseneck last night!
friend: is that fun?
Woman: Hell yeah! I felt it go up the whole time!

Wring My Gooseneck 

A colloquial way to reference an old fashioned tug job on a flaccid penis until it becomes engorged and busts a heavy cum rope.
Rachel’s going to wring my goose neck tonight. I can’t wait to get home. Gonna rope her up good. Muh ballz are full.

You mum said she would wring my gooseneck tonight as soon as you are asleep. Go to bed braaahhhhh!!!

Sloppy-Toppy gooseneck 

Head is so satisfying that you honk like a goose and shit out your ass
Ashton gave me that sloppy-toppy gooseneck last night and I was honking all night.

goose neck dick 

A dick that is hard on both ends and bendy in the middle.Almost always a result of too much booze or dope.
I really wanted to fuck that girl but I had a bad case of goose neck dick

Gooseback 

A girl who electively pushes out her breasts while also swinging her ass and pushing it out in an attempt to look attractive to others. The effect is that of a goose's back.
The girl is such a gooseback- she keeps rubbing on me at the bar.
Gooseback by Shells Mandy July 30, 2013