geeked as fuck 

to be so completely fucked up on cocaine that you can barely think or talk. Usually is followed by random cleaning of your house or other mindless tasks. Sometimes can result in long winded conversations about nothing.

"Dude I must have went through 2 balls last night, I was geeked as fuck, I started organizing my cds by the last name of the lead singer of the band"

or

"Oh shit, I was geeked as fuck last night, I talked to John about the earth's gravitational pull for hours"

geeked as fuck by The Infamous One August 28, 2007

geeked 

To be excited about someone; To get this unexplainable feeling about someone when you do anything that has to deal with them

Ooh yuh siis, I can tell you super geeked over him !

geeked by jujuuu ! March 12, 2019

Geebsed 

A complete and massive orgasm that covers the entire immediate area, and all carbon-based lifeforms in said area.

Kyle: Oh my God, Felice is typerbating!

Joey: Holy shit! Sick!

Bryan: I think I just Geebsed!

Geebsed by That Wynd Guy September 23, 2008

Geeshed 

Geeshed means when you are so faded to the point where you have no idea what’s happening

Broooo brooo I’m so geeshed right now I can’t move

Geeshed by MyBoyBobby July 12, 2019

Ride the Geese 

To get fully inenbriated with your friends through the consumption of marijuana.

To Ride the Geese can provide a great deal of enjoyment for those involved. Just last Saturday night, Eliza and I had a dandy time Riding the Geese at Veronica's house.

Ride the Geese by Stephcita. January 14, 2006

Geese

1. Rob, Hustle

"At nine I used to geese hoes for Easter clothes." - Memphis Bleek

Geese by jwodwyer January 21, 2013

canadian geese 

Fucking shit bird that goes honk and will attack you like an africanized honey bee. Seriously a major pest, the one thing that comes from Canada that is not nice in the last bit. Once these things lock on like a predator drone missile to a Isis member they don't let go and you will walk away looking like you went ten rounds with Muhammad Ali. Some nicknames that I have come across for them are: Dick snippers, the honking death, you came to the wrong pond bird, the Canadian air force, and float like a Canadian, sting like a geese.

When you stair long into the Canadian geese, the Canadian geese stair back.

canadian geese by Space Bars April 3, 2017