Fungi Bungi 

"Fun-gi bun-gi" the mixture of smells associated with one who is probably homeless, with poor personal hygeine and perhaps an alcohol problem. "Hobo smell". Fungi bungi is very overpowering and unmistakable, found especially in men's shelter's or on the streets.

"Phew! There's some fungi bungi around here!"

Fungi Bungi by PennyRoyal67 March 19, 2015

fungi sexual 

One who is sexually attracted to Fungi. All they ever think of, is to procreate with fungi in the wild or in bed.

Person 1: Who do you like ?

Person 2: That fungi that's growing in the garden. I'm so Fungi sexual

Person 1: Get yourself mentally checked!

fungi sexual by Antiquity February 21, 2023

Fungi Logic 

A person so dumb, an undescribable level of dumb that they have created their own logic. A person who failed all class even in PE or Art. Dumb enough to make someone rage or even throw a tantrum.

"you failed all class again? you really have to stop using fungi logic..."

Fungi Logic by end00 May 6, 2024

Dick Fungi 

The state of which living fungus is actively growing on a human male's reproductive organ, the penis.

Matthew was working in his tool shed on a new cage for his chicken coupe. All the sudden he had the strong urge to itch at his crotch. After minutes of scratching at his dick, his jeans being the middleman, he slid down his pants only to see a glowly green shine from his penis. The glow was extraordinarily bright, and after a couple minutes he could have sworn it started to move vibrantly around his 2 inch cock. Matthew has a bad case of Dick Fungi.

Dick Fungi by Mkolesar25 November 19, 2011

Sac Fungi 

The event where infective fungi sprouts on thy central region of the scrotum, left testicle, and penis head.

Nolan: Hey did Rachel give you a BJ last night?

Jorge: No, she saw my sac fungi and she puked all over her tits.

Sac Fungi by ScrotyMcDickinAss May 29, 2010

Jungle Fungi 

A commonly used term used to describe any type of STD or VD. Usually when caught in Africa.

"I'm so getting some tonight" Johnny
"Back off man, you don't want to get any Jungle Fungi." Adam

Jungle Fungi by SauceyJ219 October 4, 2008

Raging Twat Fungi 

Noun; meaning a person who is racist, homophobic, or otherwise depriving themselves of an open mind due to their lack of acceptance of a difference in belief or lifestyle. Slang. Can use acronym RTF as well.

"I believe that gays have no right to be in love."
"You know what you are? You're Raging Twat Fungi. Your thoughts are infectious and smelly."

Also:
"11:45:39 PM K*****: Whatever. I get angry at homophobes, racists, and any other Raging Twat Fungi." - Actual excerpt from conversation.

*Name removed for privacy

Raging Twat Fungi by The9Silent September 13, 2011