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full frontal lay 

When you lay naked on top of your partner with arms to the side and staring at each other in the eyes while kissing. Almost if your bodies are mirroring each other. It is pretty hard to balance but after practice it will be fun and intimate. Only performed if you feel very comfortable with your partner and want to do something corky.
Hey Clippy, I am too tired for sex. Lets just full frontal lay and enjoy our company.

full frontal stanley 

Wipe your own ass with your index finger and proceed to give your best friend a wiff.
Best Friend: Your finger smells like shit!
You: I just gave you a full frontal stanely

full frontal runtle 

The act of grabbing the base of the cock and balls and wiping them on an inanimate object.
Jack gave the 1967 Chevelle a full frontal runtle to the dismay of the cars owner.

full frontal collision 

When two people collide head-on, making contact with each other's genitals. Followed by severe physical and emotional discomfort.
Jake and Caden were in a nasty full frontal collision the other day, meat-to-meat.

Full Dick Frontal 

Failure to toggle off the video function in a zoom meeting resulting in full exposure of male genitalia to unsuspecting members.
Got another full dick frontal in class today, people really gotta start remembering to turn off there video before changing.