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Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness 

Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.
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funniness 

1. The act of being extremely funny, goofy, or stupid.
Sammy and I were instant messaging jokes back and forth, with everyone getting stupider and stupider, thus creating funniess.
funniness by Eri September 6, 2004
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bumping fuglies

When two people are the homliest people in the world and they are screwing like rabbits..
Jason is telling people that him and Michelle are bumping fuglies 3 times a week.
bumping fuglies by Harry Twater April 21, 2007

Ugliness 

Wow I seen Emily today she reminded me of ugliness..
Ugliness by Lmao bitch boy May 10, 2017

Ugliness 

The characteristic of being visually unattractive, unpleasant, and repulsive.
Etienne Bergeron-Lemieux is the pinnacle of ugliness.
Ugliness by Spirouline March 16, 2015

funniness 

being really fucking funny
Me being weird and agreeing with it is quite the funniness
funniness by VP of the losers April 7, 2011

Ugliness 

A disguise worn to prevent shallow and high maintenance females from taking over and controlling the wearers life decisions, finances, and interpersonal relationships.
His ugliness allowed him the freedom to do as he pleased, make millions, and interact with whom he choose. I deeply envy the SOB
Ugliness by Enoch Cain September 25, 2015