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The fuckening 

When your day goes too exceptionally well and something comes along to ruin it.
“Yep, there’s the fuckening” I said. It was going to be a great week. Today was Tuesday and my birthday was tmr, and I got the honour of skipping my most hated classes to help out with some other stuff at school, so I’ve been looking forward to this for a while. Then, while I was walking my dog to the dog park on my way to school, I fell down the stairs and twisted my ankle.
The fuckening by Tasha Mali February 25, 2019

fuckalious 

term is used when someone is so damn appealing that they are "fuckalious". similar to fuckable, but on such a higher extent, that its not even close. it can also be used as a catchphrase.
dude 1: dude...like daamn, that chick is so fuckalious...i would fucking bang the shit outta her ass through her cunt...

dude 2: dude...thats so nasty, but so fucking hawt, that u just gave me a boner, and i think i came a bit.

dude 3: Fuckalious!!

Frickling/fricklet/frickaling 

Rare and very stunning insult, can also be used with the f word instead of frick
“You unholy frickling/fricklet/frickaling, I hope your unfit soul travels downwards in demise!”

(Credit goes to my friend for coming up with fricklet)

ugly fuckling 

The kid in your class whos so fucking ugly or nerdy and unatractive , but grows up to be a kickass famous millionare
*At bobby joes house looking at highschool pics

Bobby Joe: Remeber that kid Bill gates?

Booby Jo: yeah....

Bobby Joe: well hes fucking rich now

Booby jo: what an ugly fuckling
ugly fuckling by emmamelinda November 7, 2009

fuckling 

an annoying worthless fuck who can't do the shit he claims he/she can
Shut the fuck up, you fuckling
fuckling by drfreeze December 11, 2006

fuckening 

When an evil wizard has sex with a virgin on the night the two moons come together in order to have a dragon baby and rule the world.
Guy 1: "Are you going to the fuckening?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, just as soon as I get the horn of a unicorn so I can slay the wizard"