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Frankenfurter Fanny 

A natural body-enhancing maneuver named and created by L. Llewellyn James of Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios (www.alphamediaworks.com), wherein the female posterior is enlarged, widened, rounded and made more pleasantly plump by an average of 3-5 times it's original size and girth, as per the exertion of pressure by said woman's male lover (or reasonable facsimile, thereof) as a result of the man placing his erect member just within the "crack" of his lover's posterior (thus, resembling a hot dog between the bread of a hot dog bun), and then pressing vigorously onto the two sides of his lover's posterior with maximum upper body strength for a minimum of 25 minutes to an Hour and a half.
I used the Frankenfurter fanny manuever that L. Llewellyn James at www.alphaholism.com described on urbandictionary.com, and My girl's booty didn't just grow like a mere frankfurter, but it seemed like it had a life and mind of it's own...like a Frankenfurter Fanny!!!

Frankfurt 

Strange city in Germany where wine grows on the trees (applewine).

Only european city that has some kind of skyline.

Also known for its famous sausages.
Guy 1: I live in Frankfurt.
Mr. 2: Which one? Frankfurt/Main or Frankfurt/Oder?
Guy 1: FFS YOU IDIOT! There is only one real Frankfurt->Frankfurt/Main
We should burn down this fking eastern German city that is so poor that it even can't efford an own name.
Frankfurt by Tempesta April 30, 2004

Frankfurt shuffle 

An undulation of one's own body, particularly in the hips. This is carried out by Germans and fans of Germans in order to express the incredible contribution that German Pornography has had on the world.

It is also used to celebrate a good day in the stock market by vibrant German lovemakers.
Stewart, a quiet man, turned off his laptop and performed the Frankfurt Shuffle as he and his girlfriend used German 1980's pornography to stimulate their bedroom jollies.

frankfurt friendship 

when a man and woman(or 2 men or 2 women)get on their knees,ass to ass,and simotaneously analy fuck a frozen hotdog.
i met a girl on line,she said she was new in the area,i said come on over and start a frankfurt friendship.

Frankfurted 

When a place has a food named after it, it's been frankfurted.

Named after the German city frankfurters come from.
Q: Hey why are Hamburgers called that?
A: Someone must have Frankfurted Hamburg.
Frankfurted by Fishmad122 December 19, 2014

frankenfurter 

A weiner, real or figurative, with frilly wrinkles resembling the stitching on a frankenpussy or japanese origami cunt. Think limp dick but a footlong limp dick so it is even limper by the transitive property.
I went to the convenience store for some hard sausage but all they had were frankenfurters that looked like they'd taste worse than a sasquatch's asshole.

45 is a frankenfurter if I ever saw one.