Fortune Cookie 

When you or somebody else is stuck in between two Asians, often used in a sexual context.

Similar to an Oreo.

Person 1: "How is you maths class?"
Person 2: "It's OK, it feels like a fortune cookie though."

OR

Person 1: "How was last night?"
Person 2: "Great, we got a fortune cookie going near the end."

Fortune Cookie by BeanJay November 19, 2018

Fortune cookie 

Toilet paper that is stuck in your wife's ass-crack.

Last night I rolled my wife over for some booty time and saw she had a fortune cookie.

Fortune cookie by Frank Palace November 23, 2011

Fortune Cookie 

The wise words given through the means of a delicious snack. Fortune Cookies should not be taken lightly or mocked. Eat the cookie, taste the cookie, heed the cookie.

"Dank oo sirrr, here your Fortûne Cookîe!" (Fortune Cookie)

Fortune Cookie by J_money18 September 11, 2013

Fortune Cookie 

An Asian girl who is pregnant and doesn't know who the father is. This is especially true in the event that the fathers could be of various ethnicities.

That little fortune cookie is about ready to pop. I wonder who's going to get the "fortune?"

Fortune Cookie by Floundertrap May 8, 2014

fortune cookie 

An overweight person bending in any direction. Refers to the similarity of the take-out dessert and the pinched skin between folds visible above the jeans or below the shirt.

The fortune cookie in front of me at Regal clearly did not need extra butter.

fortune cookie by Gee Dee Bee January 14, 2008

fortune cookie 

They taste like poop and smell like it,too.

Johnny opened up his fortune cookie and it said "No matter what college or university you go to,your still gonna end up getting a crappy job"

fortune cookie by TheWiggidy November 4, 2003

fortune cookie 

a peice of crap cookie that tastes like cardboard with a peice of paper in it!

Actually the Fortune Cookie was NOT invented in China or Asia!

i was actually invented in san francisco! - the one thing that was not made in china; oh wait they do make it we just invented it!

Girl: When do we get our fortune cookies?
Guy: Why do you want a cookie that tastes like cardboard??
Girl: Because it has a fortune in it.
Guy: Thoses are bull shit, i could tell you your fortune and it would be better that the ones they make up and stick in thoses cookies!

fortune cookie by Olivia Traylor December 29, 2007