FOIL E-Mail 

A FOIL (F-Off I'm Leaving) E-Mail is a short e-mail you send to all your co-workers to tell them you have to ditch work for the day, for reasons you are not going to disclose but are most likely related to sunny weather, holiday shopping, or a hangover.

Elements of a "FOIL E-Mail" are described below:

Hello all, (#1, greet everyone cheerfully).

I 'gotta roll. (#2, state your intentions with confidence.)

A personal emergency has occurred, important. (#3, vague excuse that sounds important.)

Joe "Tequila" <= (#4, friendly signature with nickname)

"I did not have implants, I just had a growth spurt."

"Britney Spears" (#5 - cheesy quotation under your signature to create distraction.)

FOIL E-Mail by vodka_joe December 28, 2010

foil monster 

(A) A person that lives in a trailer park and the basis of their day is the production and use of methamphetamine.
(B) A fiend that is complete bitchy, or a monster when they cannot have their fix.

(A) Lets go to the trailer park and get a teener from that foil monster.
(B)Krystena is being such a foil monster today!

foil monster by SarahElizabethSarahElizabeth January 6, 2008

Foil Baby 

A large burrito. Named for it's resemblance to a swaddled infant once wrapped in tin foil for to-go service.

"I'm hungry as a Dingo. Let's go run down some Foil Babies."

"This hangover is killing me. I need to suck down a foil baby and teen wolf a beer."

Foil Baby by Completely Professional September 18, 2012

foil bread

bread that is packaged in foil and sold at the market.

Get me some foil bread biatch!

foil bread by joejoe2 November 24, 2015

Foil Finger Foil Thimble 

A peace of foil u put over ur left pointer finger. Used to cover the finger, resulting in not burning your finger. Used when taking res hits from a bowl or a glass pipe. The finger is placed over the "carb" while lighting the center of the bowl.

Guy1

Yo go get me the foil finger foil thimble so we can take some hit from this empty bowl.
Guy2

o we outta weed? Damn, I got that foil finger coming right up!

Foil Finger Foil Thimble by S'Bill February 14, 2012

Foil That Ass 

When someone's ass is so good you have to wrap it up and save it for later with aluminum foil.

"Damn laquisha is fineeeeee"
"Yeah dude. Ass so fat I gotta foil that ass!"

Foil That Ass by foilluvr69 March 7, 2015

Foil Fedora 

Tinfoil hat that is commonly associated with conspiracy theories. Used to protect against unhealthy vibrations.

That Kyle, Foil Fedora is on so tight these days, needs to lighten up.

Foil Fedora by Kalani76 September 1, 2021