Flabbing Shit Twister

When a 70+ year old female flops her saggy titties on your face, while twisting your nipples, while you shit on the floor

Derek: “My grandma lost her denchers and won’t stop nagging about it.”
Joe: “Oh she left them over at my place right after she gave me a flabbing shit twister.”

Flabbing Shit Twister by Iloveyoujonathon May 15, 2018

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Flubbinski

Big Booty , Fat Booty, Nice Round Booty

Dang, that girl has a flubbinski.

Flubbinski by alexjenkins30 August 10, 2021

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Flobbing

"Flobbing" is the act of very slow sex, whether it be passionate or boring. The position in which the sex is done doesn't entirely matter towards it being 'flobbing', but some positions are more appropriate than others.
(I.e. Kneeling down to do oral isn't exactly flob-y, but 69ing could be).

Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: I couldn't get very into it, so we just flobbed for most of the night, I didn't even cum.
Jason: Damn, that's rough.

(Alternatively)

Jason: Hey I heard you hooked up with Kayla last night, how was it?
Todd: Dude, I think I'm in love. We had the best date of my life, then we went back to my place and we were flobbing for hours.
Jason: Nice, I'm glad it went well

Flobbing by FrankieFlobber83 August 30, 2021

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Fubbing

the act of two men rubbing their beards together as a sign of greeting, friendship or affection. A contraction of "face rubbing".

Two mates fubbed as they met, by rubbing their beards against each other.

"Wow, did you just see those two gingers fubbing, that was awesome !!"
"Now I want to be fubbed"

Fubbing by shadowbear September 3, 2014