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fainting couch feminism
adj. : Beliefs and practices that coincide with the "Third-Wave" feminist idea that people's feelings and emotions must be treated as delicate and fragile. Common on university campuses in the forms of "trigger warnings" and "safe spaces."
A: I thought the ghost of Martin Luther King Jr. was giving the commencement speech for the university.
B: He was, but since he discusses real equality, a couple white feminists felt he didn't acknowledge the "lived experiences" of black people. They felt this was triggering so they used a hashtag campaign to get him banned.
A: But i though universities were where people went to have the hard conversations, work through them and better society as a result.
B: They use to be, but since fainting couch feminism took over, they're just places young adults go to be coddled like children for $40k a year.
trigger warning safe space feminism third wave feminism SJW white knight intersectional feminism
B: He was, but since he discusses real equality, a couple white feminists felt he didn't acknowledge the "lived experiences" of black people. They felt this was triggering so they used a hashtag campaign to get him banned.
A: But i though universities were where people went to have the hard conversations, work through them and better society as a result.
B: They use to be, but since fainting couch feminism took over, they're just places young adults go to be coddled like children for $40k a year.
trigger warning safe space feminism third wave feminism SJW white knight intersectional feminism
fainting couch feminism by cb4mpnw January 20, 2016
Flinging in the rain
Steve woke up with a morning glory so took matters into his own hands in the shower and went flinging in the rain
Flinging in the rain by Spookyonion April 28, 2005
Shit-flinging-monkey
A shit-flinging-monkey (simular to a douche pelican) refers to a person who is complaining/ mooching/ or just being an ass hole. Shit in this case is a metaphor for the stupid things this person is complaining or bitching about. "Flinging their shit at everyone".
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.
However you can like a shit-fliging-monkey. I have one as a friend he is very nice and cute like a monkey but every once in a while he flings his shit like a rabid monkey.
"So i talked to him today and he was acting like such a shit-fliging-monkey."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."
"i dont want to hang out with thoes shit-flinging-monkeys...i'm tired of that shit..."
Shit-flinging-monkey by PunkAssBitchEm August 7, 2006
Friend Flirting
To flirt with friends/or a friend without having the intentions of dating them, most times done when a person has nothing better to do. Sometimes this may be misinterpreted as "real" flirting. Meaning, flirting with the person because you actually liked them.
Friend 1: Did you see her and him flirting today?
Friend 2: No, she doesn't like him. She was just friend flirting with him.
Friend 1: Oh, Ok.
Friend 2: No, she doesn't like him. She was just friend flirting with him.
Friend 1: Oh, Ok.
Friend Flirting by FBGMbuddy. January 17, 2011
text flirting
(verb)
-to engage a text conversation with a person of interest with flirtatious intent
-sending messages that seem innocent, but have sexual undertones and innuendos
-often done as a preliminary test to determine the best way to seduce the other person
-widely used due to its convenience and inconspicuousness
-to engage a text conversation with a person of interest with flirtatious intent
-sending messages that seem innocent, but have sexual undertones and innuendos
-often done as a preliminary test to determine the best way to seduce the other person
-widely used due to its convenience and inconspicuousness
Guy 1: "yo, what's up with you and Kelley?"
Guy 2: "not sure yet, but we've been text flirting like crazy the past couple days"
Guy 1: "yeah man! you gonna hit that shit!"
text flirting in action:
John: "hey cutie, wut u up to?"
Jane: "hmm, not much. just at home watchin tv"
John: "im jealous....wish i could be there too ;)"
Jane: "lol ur too funny! it is prtty cold here, too bad i dun have any1 here to warm me up..."
Guy 2: "not sure yet, but we've been text flirting like crazy the past couple days"
Guy 1: "yeah man! you gonna hit that shit!"
text flirting in action:
John: "hey cutie, wut u up to?"
Jane: "hmm, not much. just at home watchin tv"
John: "im jealous....wish i could be there too ;)"
Jane: "lol ur too funny! it is prtty cold here, too bad i dun have any1 here to warm me up..."
text flirting by zpaw July 12, 2009