Five Knuckle Shuffle. 

The act of masturbation with one hand. Usually only applies to males.

"She wouldn't let me near her in bed last night, so I went into the kitchen, cracked open a beer and had a Five Knuckle Shuffle."

Five Knuckle Shuffle. by Mattaus Muller December 16, 2009

five-knuckle-shuffle

The five-knuckle-shuffle is another term for how a guy masturbates, Jerks off, gets his jollies, and says hello to his little friend.

Is it a sin to do the five-knuckle-shuffle in church?

five-knuckle-shuffle by T. J. May 23, 2003

five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump 

Masturbation, jerking off.

My mom walked in on me this morning doing the five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump.

five knuckle shuffle on the ol' piss pump by Jeff23 November 7, 2006

the five knuckle shuffle

yo serious, does anyone realize one of john cena's moves really means he's getting off on some guys head

the five knuckle shuffle is gay.. like john cena

the five knuckle shuffle by Shit-face June 29, 2008

The five knuckle shuffle

The five knuckle shuffle is when you insert your whole fist into a womens anus and then immediately after into her vagina repeatedly

Im gana turn her bedroom into a boxing ring with the five knuckle shuffle

The five knuckle shuffle by SaintedCrown911 January 29, 2021

Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle

Very funny term for masturbation.

"I'm so embarrassed, my mom caught me doin the five finger knuckle shuffle."

Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle by PSYCHO DANE September 17, 2008

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger. by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004