eat a fat one 

Eating a big fat cock

hey mate eat a fat one u fuckin faggot

eat a fat one by maxey sup g banger May 8, 2006

suck my fat one 

Polite way of saying "suck my cock", compatible to blow me

Your a loser.
Oh yeah, suck my fat one ace.

suck my fat one by -CyberPunk- February 6, 2005

hairy fat one 

An insult, an alternative to kiss my arse

"Got a spare fag mate?"

"Kiss my hairy fat one"

hairy fat one by Slimrick May 17, 2008

suck a fat one 

An insult telling the someone one to suck a d*ick

Person 1: Go suck a fat one!
Person 2: How fat?
Person 1: As fat as your mother
Person 2: Reported

suck a fat one by MeikSemith January 28, 2016

the fat one 

The fat one is the proverbial "big, fat cock," usually used to describe something bad, often added on to "sucks" or "blows".

1:That song blows the fat one
2:this party sucks the fat one
3:it licked the fat one

the fat one by the only smart person in the world February 2, 2006

suck a fat one 

When something really bad happens. Comes from suck and in this case it is sucking something big and fat. Used in the worst of situations when not much else can be said.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you only have a few more months to live.
Man: Damn. That sucks a fat one.

suck a fat one by Anonymous April 10, 2004

Slow Fat One 

A slow fat one is what happens to a male inmate when he drinks to much hooch. Regardless of the actual size of the penis in question, the excessive hooch makes it difficult to FAP or to perform anal copulation.

Slow to climax. Fat because the penis will not stay erect, hence the fat/floppy semi erect penis.

I tried to do a little uphill gardening with my prison bitch but my "slow fat one" made it impossible.

Slow Fat One by Thomas Bombadil February 20, 2011