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Faggity-Ass-Bitch-Nigger 

Possibly the most eloquently constructed curse word in all of humanity, and it's true meaning can only be learned from experience. It may be used as an expletive or a noun and traditionally the first letter of each section is capitalized out of respect for it's power.

It's origins date back to Sir Anarchy Jones of 13th century England where it was fabled that one of his servants had stolen one of his throwing knives. Upon discovery of this terrible act, Sir. Jones snatched him by his haunches and made him look into his eyes. In a fit of rage he called him a Faggity-Ass-Bitch-Nigger and the word burned through his soul.

*CAUTION-THIS WORD SHOULD ONLY BE USED UNDER THE MOST EXTREME CIRCUMSTANCES*
You are a Faggity-Ass-Bitch-Nigger and I command you to the 7th level of Hell!

Car fagging 

Messing around with another person's vehicle (ie: wrapping victims car in caution tape, filling one's car with trees and shrubbery, placing a skate ramp on top of a person's car, etc.) If no props are available one can sneak into someone's car and turn all the dials and switches so that when the owner starts the ignition, the entire car starts going crazy (ie: wipers at full speed, heat on full blast, radio on max volume, etc.) Also, car fagging can be performed on a moving vehicle (ie: passenger grabs the keys and turns the vehicle off while driving, passenger pulls emergency brake while on the highway, etc.)
Person 1: "Hey, why is your car wrapped in caution tape, was there a crime?"

Person 2: "No. That jackass down the street car fagged me."

Person 3: "Well, I guess we have to get him back. Time to go car fagging."
Car fagging by Maps of Hawaii August 3, 2007
Related Words

BILL BO FAGGINS 

BILL BO FAGGINS IS A PERSON WHO WALKS AROUND THINKING THEIR TOUGH THEY MAY RESEMBLE A FAT CARNIE WITH LITTLE SOCIAL SKILLS OR EDUCATION USUALLY THESE HEPATITIS FILLED FAGS WORK ON THE ROAD AND RARELY RETURN HOME TO THEIR DISFUNCTIONAL LIVES
I JUST MET THIS GUY I COULDNT UNDERSTAND A WORD HE SAID MAJOR RETARDATION I THINK HE WAS A QUEER WHAT A BILL BO FAGGINS
BILL BO FAGGINS by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN November 19, 2011

Fagging Up Kids 

As faggotry is an evolutionary dead end Fagging Up Kids, F.U.K., is their chosen recourse.

Almost as evil as Fagging Up Kids is sexualizing children by social policy especially heinous before puberty onset: encouraging children to be sexually active with other children is child abuse akin to pederasty
Fagging Up Kids by malignforce January 22, 2013

Dildo Faggins 

The homosexual hobbit. Short and ill-tempered, Dildo Faggins is a true asshole. A Dildo Faggins also has several homosexual tendencies, and can't handle his weed.

Stop fagging around 

Stop fagging around means fuck off in a nicer way. When someone is annoying you you say stop fagging around.
John annoyed Harrison and Harrison said stop fagging around.

Fargished 

Something to describe that feeling when you're intoxicated to the point where you're about to black out wtb
I downed like 15 brews with the boys last night and was abbbbbbbbbbsolutely fargished out of my mind
Fargished by LTO1572 May 2, 2018