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Foodling 

A rare mystic beast who has an dribbling passion for good food! Especially fresh and local produce. A human who will go to great lengths to provide the best locally sourced meal to his mouth watering enclave. Much like Jesus feeding the 5000 with 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish, a Foodling performs miracles when in close proximity to good food!
"Look at that Foodling rumbling through the farmers market..."
"Where, Where? I've never seen one in real life"
"Oh it dissapeared but you know the meal is going to be legendary!"
Foodling by JoshBen March 21, 2019
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Foodling 

Adj: A small, tiny or inconsequential amount.

Verb: Activity of no usefulness.

Verb: A waste of time - causing one to be fooling about.
"I dont have time to waste on this foodling amount of anything."

"Don't waste my time with this foodling crap"

"I don't have time to be foodling about with all these cords."
Att. Douglas N, Adams - _The Salmon of Doubt_ .
Foodling by IAM KNOT WHOIAM April 30, 2011

fadoozling 

The act of rubbing ones nipple while drinking milk.
Guy1: Hey man, have you tried fadoozling?
Guy2: Yeah, I fadoozle every night.
fadoozling by wermple45 April 7, 2011

Fadoodiling 

When one shoves their their big toe in their anus and then strokes their penis with their other foot to achieve extreme sexual pleasure
faletio self bondage gay fadoodiling
Fadoodiling by ChrisMtip February 15, 2014

fladoodling 

Fladoodling is something you do with your boyfriend/girlfriend in a car, late at night.
I started by kissing him/her.. then tied his/her arms to the headrest.. then we started fladoodling.. then I sacrificed him to the overlord.
fladoodling by _._Fladoodle_._ February 28, 2016

Fadoling 

Originates from a the Swedish beer named Dansk Fadol which is cheep but still looked at as a fine beer. Drinking this in the park/streets would not bee looked at as a lower class activity but as casual outside drinking.

A Fadoler would normally be of a young age (18-30) or he would be referred to as a bum/alcoholic depending on his looks.

Trashy clothes and ungroomed beard at age 45 drinking Fadol in the park = bum

Youngster full of life drinking Fadol in the park with his Fadoler friends(not moaning about the flaws of society) = Fadoler
Jim and Dave drinking Dansk Fadol in the park:

Jim: (downing his 10th fadol) This is a very nice park for Fadoling! Where should we head next?

Dave: Indeed this is some great Fadoling! We should head over to the benches by the town square and pick up some babes
Fadoling by Fadoler September 30, 2009

Cadoodling 

When your playing an extreme game of footsie on purpose with someone that does not want to or bugging them in playful way
Bobby was cadoodling hard core with jacky
Cadoodling by Katiekatmusic December 19, 2016