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Facebook Stalking 

When you look at the profile of someone who you are friends with on facebook.
Hey, did you see Janeta's Facebook status? Yeah, I was Facebook Stalking her last night.

Whose pictures are those on your news feed? Oh, they are Marlins, stop Facebook stalking him.
Facebook Stalking by Janetta simmons November 22, 2011

Facebook Stalking Game 

A game on facebook where one person selects 2 victims. He then starts stalking them. Examples would be: Commenting and liking on all statuses, Commenting on pictures, sending texts and messages having to due with their latest status. The game is ended when one person mentions them being "stalked" to the person directly.

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking

Six Sigma Facebook Stalking simply means a measure of Facebook stalking quality that strives for near perfection. A Six Sigma Facebook Stalker is one who will find 99.99966% of the individuals they seek on Facebook (3.4 failures per million individuals sought) and are statistically expected to be able to find any existing Facebook account.
A: Have you found her fb account yet?
B: No luck. I don’t think she has one.
A: Ask Charlie to find her. He can find anyone. Six Sigma Facebook Stalking is what he does.

involuntary facebook stalking

when a facebook friend posts frequently enough that they come up your news feed, but since they come up on your news feed facebook thinks you want to see everything they post, therefore causing a spamming of said friends posts and resulting in involuntary facebook stalking.
person1: Man all I see is this person's post!
person2: Dude, why are you facebook stalking?
person1: It's involuntary facebook stalking, they just post so much!

facebook counter stalking 

This facebook stalker is totally stalking me. I'm going to do a little facebook counter stalking. Give this freak a taste of his own medicine.

facebook stalkin

when someone stays on facebook for excessive amounts of time, aimlessly searching through people's profiles, and pictures
John was facebook stalking last night and was able to find out that Sarah has a date to the movies on friday with Al