piss out of my eyes 

use when something insane might happen, a way to show how shocked you will be if it happens

Gianna: if Lizzy actually ever gets a boyfriend I will piss out of my eyes
Sarah: she’s always so encropesis , I doubt it will happen

piss out of my eyes by swagsistersarah January 28, 2020

Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day 

Gouge out Char's Eyes Day is during the entirety of November 27th in which you can jab out a person named Jake's eyes with any tool of your choosing.

Person 1: "hey did you know Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day is tomorrow"
Person 2 (named jake): "you cant be serious thats from urban dictionary"
Person 1: "too late i already have a rusty screwdriver ready"

Gouge out Jake's Eyes Day by appewy November 25, 2021

to be out off sb eyes and ears 

To do something secretly, privately to avoid controversy, disputation, or attention of a certain person, group, organization, company, etc...

1. "We need to secretly do this as carefully as possible, to be out off the eyes and ears of the people!"

^"People" in here could be the public or something like that and "we" here could be celebrities or any officials or thieves smt like that.
2."I got caught by my parents while buying CD games! Now I can't get/be out off my parents' eyes and ears!"
^In here "I" is the one who's talking, and the parent is the talker's dad and mom. In this situation, the talker is implying that his parent is now paying attention to him more so he doesn't do something that they don't want to, and their eyes and ears will always be there for him.

to be out off sb eyes and ears !

to be out off sb eyes and ears by Guroscape March 16, 2024