thick eyebrows 

A supposed sign of age, experience, wisdom and knowledge.

"Look rookie, you're good but you don't have thick eyebrows yet, so shut your pie hole and listen to what I'm telling you!

thick eyebrows by talk2me-JCH2 August 27, 2023

Eyebrowing

the act of raising and lowering your eyebrows repeatedly.

Boy #1: Hey, you see that girl?
Boy #2: Yeah, I'd totally eyebrow her.
Boy #1: Oh? I'm eyebrowing her right now.

Eyebrowing by Mrs. Sterious March 2, 2010

sperm eyebrows 

When a girl gets her eyebrows waxed in such a way that the parts closest to the center of the face are round and as thick as natural brows, when the rest of the eyebrow is waxed into a thin line. This makes both eyebrows look like sperm, hence the name "sperm eyebrows."

Did you see Kelly's eyebrow wax? Total sperm eyebrows!
I told the lady who waxed my eyebrows to keep them as natural as possible, and look what she gave me--sperm eyebrows!
Dani got her eyebrows waxed really thin, but for some reason kept the front of them thick, they are such sperm eyebrows.

sperm eyebrows by Christina S January 19, 2008

Eyebrowless 

When u shave off your eyebrows due to self depression or another cause to get attention. Can be grown back after a couple weeks. See doctor

Did u hear about the person who's gone eyebrowless?

Eyebrowless by Blake223344 January 21, 2017

Caterpillar Eyebrows 

Large, bushy eyebrows on a persons face that resemble fat caterpillars.

Examples of men with caterpillar eyebrows include the comedian Stephen Frost and the Canadian politician Michael Ignatieff.

"Wow, those caterpillar eyebrows are so thick he's going to need to start brushing them every morning!"

Caterpillar Eyebrows by Potatosaladgirl December 23, 2009

rape eyebrows 

Odd almost sinister eyebrows which appear on a rapist. May be accompanied by a pedo-smile.

Hey, Did you see that Austrian guy with the rape eyebrows? He looked like Dustin Hoffman from Hook.

rape eyebrows by mbj May 6, 2008

Eyebrow game

-to have good eyebrows

Maddie's eyebrow game is sooooo strong.

Eyebrow game by buffalo engineer May 29, 2014