dumbassity 

The act of being a dumbass.

The dumbassity of the shopkeep was overwhelming.

dumbassity by Lynn January 2, 2005

dumbassing

To be doing something worthy of making you a dumbass.

"Damn it Steve, quit dumbassing around and start feeling up those spoons!"

dumbassing by Tex Mex March 8, 2005

dumbassity 

When a person is being stupid you might refer to their stupidity. When a person is being an idot you might refer to their idocracy. When a person is just being a DUMB ASS you can now refer to their "dumbassity."

My boss wants me to come in early to work without getting paid. I am thinking that he has a severe case of dumbassity.

dumbassity by daddybowie April 21, 2009

law of infinite dumbasses 

This refers to a work situation. This law states that if you fire the dumbass at work, either his replacement will be a dumbass, or another coworker will take on the role of the company dumbass. Thus, you can never have a dumbass-free work place.

Well, we canned Jim for screwing up all the time, and now Bill does nothing but fuck up. The law of infinite dumbasses never fails.

OR

Why don't you fire Jim, he's a fuck up? Yeah, but I can deal with it, I'm afraid his replacement may be a bigger dumbass.

law of infinite dumbasses by wookieewagon September 21, 2013

dumbassity 

The level of dumbassness for a particular event or period of time.

Today, dumbassity levels were through the roof.

dumbassity by southernpride_rj September 17, 2006

Matticus Dumbassicus 

skinny ass kid who thinks he knows everything because he gets his mcdonalds for free

Matticus Dumbassicus-Matt Lewis

Matticus Dumbassicus by Mcbuffalo May 16, 2009

dumbasssim

Derived from the word dumbass. Used to describe an individual who radiates extreme levels of dumbass. Can be refered to as a medical condition.

"So in the middle of the night, the phone rang, he went to grab it, grabbed his Smith & Wesson 38. and blew off his head? He's got a bad case of dumbassism"

dumbasssim by JTF2Lonewolf June 20, 2004