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r/DragonsFuckingCars 

Exactly what happens when memes become too mainstream.
Shhh... don't tell anyone about r/DragonsFuckingCars. :)

here be dragons 

A comment hackers put in their code to indicate that the next section somehow works even though they don't know why, so please, please don't touch it. Term originates from cartography, meaning dangerous or unexplored sections.
*readable code*

// here be dragons!
*completely unreadable code that somehow works*
here be dragons by Spoom October 14, 2007

Shit of the 9 Dragons 

When you have to take a massive shit and you cannot hold it. Usually 9 long pieces of shit that sorta shaped like the dragons like in dragon ball z.
God Damn! I Gotta take the shit of the 9 dragons!!
Shit of the 9 Dragons by Gankfest January 21, 2009

Slay some dragons 

To have sex with a hideous girl with which you have no interest of ever seeing again.
Jesse, i'm desperate man, let's hit up the bar tonight and slay some dragons.
Slay some dragons by Big Bobby B August 27, 2008

Original Dungeons & Dragons 

The Original Dungeons & Dragons aka OD&D was published in 1974 and it was created first and foremost as a DIY game. Anyone playing BtB is ignoring the many admonishments in the text to take the game and make it you own. BtB players along with their close kin the evil rules lawyers, evil power gamers and and the extremely evil munchkins are anti-DIY and anti-old school and are in fact playing the game in its most limited and least fun form. The game is intended to be a free-wheeling fly by the seat of you pants romp through the multiverse. Anything less is cheating yourself and your players out of the most excellent time they could have been having.

So do not be a evil, cowardly, conniving, whiny weasel BtB/rules lawyer/power-gaming/munchkin. Instead embrace the DIY way and have some real fun. Instead of blindly using railroaded modules, create something original. If you are any good as a referee, then your players will thank you!
Original Dungeons & Dragons is the One True Game and all other games are inferior wimpy imitations.

Dragonmaster

A person who uses his or her sure mastery of dragonological science to conserve and protect dragons
Do you see her? She is a Dragonmaster.
Dragonmaster by The Isbey September 13, 2008