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Eating at the "Dangling Diner"

Performing oral sex on a male. "dangling" is a reference to the male genitalia "at rest".
We were going out for dinner and a movie. We ended up "eating at the "dangling diner"".

dangling bits 

An Irish description, usually demeaning, for a mans genitals. Typically refering to a cowardly man, or bully.
Dennis is lacking a lot in the dangling bits.

Brigid: "Dennis stop that shit or I will cut off your dangling bits!"
dangling bits by Bubba J October 2, 2007

Dangling Participle 

An exposed penis, generally used when an exposed dick is seen in public.
"Did you see that dude's dangling participle?"
"Yeah."
"What kind of church is this again?"

Dangling Clam 

The rear view of a vagina when a woman is standing up straight with her legs slightly spread. The best view of a dangling clam is when one kneels so that his or her head is slightly below the woman's butt cheeks. This view is so named because the vagina in this state looks remarkably similar to a clam that is hanging and has it's widest face facing perpendicularly towards a person's eyes.
Yo Brian, check out that hot dangling clam over there. We can all see her vagina and she is none the wiser because she isn't even bent over. Fuckin' clam bake over here.
Dangling Clam by Bonny LeBaron April 30, 2011

Cellphone Donging

The act of sending a picture of one's Penis via text message.
Ted: Hey man, did you hear about what Brett Favre did?
Bill: Ya, he threw for 350yds and 2 TD's on Sunday.
Ted: Well yes, but he also got caught Cellphone donging some female reporter.
Bill: Uh Oh, the NFL's gonna come down hard on him!
Cellphone Donging by Tdonging October 21, 2010

Dog Dangling Afternoon 

A very lazy afternoon with nothing much to do.
Oh what a dog dangling afternoon! I might as well take a nap!
Dog Dangling Afternoon by Andy85 September 3, 2009