fucking the dog 

Not doing anything in particular because you have nothing to do or in an attempt to kill time.

The game doesn't start for another hour so I guess I'll just be fucking the dog until then.

My boss is going to be pissed off when he finds out I was fucking the dog all day.

fucking the dog by phreak_1983 January 1, 2006

fucking the dog 

hiding out somewhere instead of doing your job during working hours

Tony..."Where`s Marty?" Jack..."The boss just left for the day so he`s probably out fucking the dog"

fucking the dog by Boobird September 21, 2009

i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head 

Used to describe your non-involvment in anything that you are watching in person. Especially if what you are watching is not something someone should be doing.

Another way of saying "Don't ask me, I just work here" or "I'm just a by stander to this party"

Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.

i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head by WilliamTaylor January 5, 2008

Fucking The Dog 

After finishing all the tasks at a job for that particular day, but still having time before the end of your shift, a person will hide or do something non-productive until the shift ends.

Bill: "Where have you been hiding?"

Joe: "Well i got all my work done, but i can't punch out for another hour. I'm just fucking the dog."

Bill: "Yeah it looks like it."

Fucking The Dog by djplor April 10, 2009

Fucking the dog 

What GW Bush does at the whitehouse.

Good thing he got Rummy to run things, now he can get busy with the dog fucking

Fucking the dog by Anonymous September 8, 2003

fucking a dog

Doing absolutely nothing; engaging in no activities requiring any amount of attention, focus, or physical movement; being idle or lethargic

Where's Jimmy? I haven't seen him in hours.

Oh, he's upstairs fucking a dog.

fucking a dog by juusu January 8, 2009

fucking the dog in the ass 

A person who just can't get his shit together and seems to fuck up everything he or she can their hands on. The only thing they are good at is fucking the dog in the ass.

Russ was such a moron at work, all he was good for was FUCKING THE DOG IN THE ASS.

fucking the dog in the ass by moosehead7 August 9, 2006