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A disappointed father 

A sexual revenge act

When you can never impress your father, or get his love. So you sleep with all of his friends and coworkers. Taking the love and joy from him, that he has taken from you.
When you have a disappointed father there is only one thing you can do. Have an orgy with all of his friends and send him the video.
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Shittin disappointed 

1. Taking a massive shit only to realize that there is no toilet paper in sight and nobody to bring it to you

2. The feeling that a nice, godzilla-like shit is coming only to drop an m&m size shit
I'm was shittin disappointed, I was alone in the middle of the woods taking a massive shit and there was no toilet paper.

was not disappointed

When you search for something work related, or supposed to be interesting, and instead found something pun-relative to the search, and really funny.
Bro, today I looked up light-house for my arquitecture work, and instead found someone carrying a big house. Was not disappointed.
was not disappointed by FriedTuna February 22, 2014

Disappointment 

Running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose first.
Austin breaking his nose sure was a disappointment
Disappointment by FALLEN MC February 3, 2009

Disappointment island 

An island where high schoolers go after finals exams are over
After finals me and my entire high school went to disappointment island

Disappointment 

The emotion that you feel when your Urban Dictionary definition gets rejected.
My definition got rejected. I feel mass disappointment.

Disappointment 

What my mother calls me when I get a B on my geometry test before she makes me sleep outside
Mom: Robert! Get in here! You got a B? What a disappointment to this family. Go outside and sleep in the cold.

*I proceed to grab my teddy bear and Bible and go outside to appease my crazed mother*

*I also slap myself repeatively while self-scolding myself for my sins against my mother*