Diddle my fiddle 

Fingering oneself to the point of orgasm whilst listening to music played by a fiddle.

Spencer said he would diddle my fiddle later tonight.

Diddle my fiddle by iNfONATION January 28, 2014

diddle-goose 

A goose which is held in captivity (usually chained in a basement/dungeon) and often fondled by its captors in a sexual fashion. Some diddle-goose enthusiasts will order their diddle-geese to perform house chores in lingerie (often silken pantaloons).

1. Diddle-goose! Get your diddled little rump over here so I can diddle you.

2. Diddle-goose! Fetch me my boots! (ohhhh yea, work them pantaloons babeh!)

diddle-goose by benzene pie December 11, 2010

crust daddies 

One of the most iconic Dan and Phil Twitter group chats to ever exist. Oh my crust yes I put this in Urban Dictionary.

Crust Daddies can be so dirty but yet so wholesome at the same time!

crust daddies by Crispy Chicken Nuggs December 17, 2017

diddler on the floof

A person who molests dogs. Especially fluffy ones.

Joe Nofi is a really sick fuck! He's a diddler on the floof!

diddler on the floof by Colonel Lingus March 2, 2020

kiddie diddler 

the "diddling" of children, also known as child molestation

Hank's a total kiddie diddler.

kiddie diddler by Anon1351467 March 22, 2012

hoe bum diddley

Giving full anal satisfaction. Licking a womans ass prior to intercourse.

I would give her the Hoe Bum Diddley

hoe bum diddley by Piss Pot Pete January 13, 2009

diddle kid 

A kid who likes diddle

"Batman's a pretty penny, but Diddle Kid's cheap as hell!"

diddle kid by Big brainy fella June 3, 2018