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when a evil person decides do put his penis in someones eye, hence they have a dickeye. or someone that happens to blink alot more than normal.
(everyone) Hey langas you downy dickeye!!
Dickeye(langas)(downy) fuck off
dickeye by sum evil cunt September 29, 2006
Accidental poke in the eye with a penis or accidental ejaculation in the eyes.
During sex you ask your man if he will cum in your mouth. When he's about to cum and pulls it out, you don't get your mouth on it in time and he ends up ejaculating the first part of his load in your eye, which in turn becomes bloodshot and sore for a while. It's easier to say you have "dickeye" from that point on until the redness and soreness goes away. Don't complain! You asked for it!
dickeye by badkelly July 11, 2010
An amalgamation of dick head and japs eye. This term can be used in jest, to describe the foolhardy ramblings of a useless git.
Lewis you dickeye. Lewis tanned the mushrooms, the dickeye.
Dickeye by Lee2001 March 13, 2008

Dickered 

Girl# 1: That girl ain’t thinking clearly..

Girl# 2: I know, she’s been dickered ..
Dickered by Sumrncali February 20, 2020
Term used to describe the eye of someone who has been prodded in the eye with a penis.
"Oh, Fahz has got another pair of dickeyes from his dad again"
dickeye by Rayman July 5, 2004

dicketed 

When you get a ticket and the officer is a dick.

When you didn't deserve a ticket but the officer was a dick and gave it to you anyway. An officer makes up a reason to ticket you.
Man I didn't deserve that ticket, I was dicketed.

I barely ran that stop sign, I so got dicketed.
dicketed by thelesbiantigress January 2, 2013