Diary of a Wimpy Kid

a hilarious novel by jeff kinney about a middle school wimp named greg heffley. he has embarassing parents, a bully for an older brother, an annoying little brother, a dorky best friend, and a sad excuse of a social life. the books are freakin funny and if you don't like them, WTF?

Diary of a Wimpy Kid Quotes:
Fregley: Dear Gregory, I'm very sorry I chased you with a booger on my finger. Here, I put it on this paper so you can get me back.

Little Kid: when i grow up, i'm gonna be a professional basketball player!
Greg: think again, shawn! neither one of your parents is taller than 5 foot two and you're the only 200 pound six year old i know!
Little Kid: *crying
Greg: i cannot tell a lie

Old man at his birthday party: next year, i want a chocolate cake!
Greg: that is, if you're alive next year!

by tatertottzz July 6, 2011

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

A “diary” book series about a middle school boy named Greg Heffley. His best friend is named Rowley Jefferson. The author of the series is Jeff Kinney.

The Diary of a Wimpy Kid book series is good for all ages.

by -Sunshine May 26, 2018

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

A book, or series of books, by Jeff Kinney about a self-centered middle school boy named Greg Heffley and the funny situations he finds himself in. The story is told with a combination of words and pictures; something between a novel and a comic book.

Any age can enjoy Diary of a Wimpy Kid. I'm 20 and I like it, the elementary school kids in my neighborhood like it, my teenage sister likes it, and my dad likes it.

by RoadTripWest July 17, 2011

Diary-X

Founded by Stephen Deken (author of the journalling script and Omigos) Diary-x is the premire journalling site on the internet. Unlike other journalling websites which focus on the social aspect of journalling, diary-x is geared for individual writers looking to explore thier own thoughts.

The founder of the U is not a word movement.

Ash is a powerful writer, he chose Diary-x to journal; Ben is a silly goofball, he'd be better off at LiveJournal.

by Ashponders July 24, 2004

Diary-X

(n) a popular journal site that is not to be confused with blog sites (e.g. livejournal or xanga)

She records her life on Diary-X.

by Marchant July 23, 2004

Diary Slut

Someone who tells all personal stories about themseleves (whether real or fictional) to gain attention i.e. graphic sex stories, fake stories of tragic events i.e my uncle was paedophile, my mum has cancer, i might be pregnant, i have cancer, or he did me analy- thanks, thanks alot for telling me about that i'm so glad.
This excludes people who tell very close friends important stories to relieve emotional stress, and rather refers to people who tell anyone they have met within five minutes every thing about themselves

*crying infront of everybody in class*
girl 1: omg whats wrong?
girl 2: i... i think i might be pregnant
girl 1: SHIT omg?! what are you going to do?
girl 2: i dont know im soo unhappy my life is awful
girl 1: you have to go to a doctors
girl 2: i think i'll just wait and see if the baby goes away
girl: .... :|(classic case of diary slut)

by iamreallyawesomecosimonud April 22, 2010

Diary The Rich Nigga

richest nigga to ever exist and fucks a ton of bitches (milfs)

Yo Diary The Rich Nigga why are you so rich?

by DiaryTheRichNigga September 14, 2020