Deathbed Relationship 

A phrase used to describe a happy couple whose relationship you believe will only end when they're both old, grey, and one of them is dead.

Ryan and Kiley are so happy together, that's a deathbed relationship right there.

Deathbed Relationship by muchginger_wow August 17, 2014

deathbed sex 

sex that's so good, it flashes before your eyes on your deathbed.

OMG, you've had sex! And not only sex, but deathbed sex!

deathbed sex by £1f July 7, 2017

deached 

To determine that you are straight/ not gay lesbian trans just straight

It comes with 4 types deached,ultra deached, omega deached, infa deached

Look at aitisam there he looks infa deached

deached by troollcheese February 22, 2019

deather 

People who dont believe United States Navy Seals executed Osama Bin Laden. Similiar to a birther, they fail to realize the obvious despite the insurmountable body of evidence to the contrary.

I dont believe we got him. Where is the body? Oh c'mon man, so you are a birther and a deather??!! Good Grief dude!

deather by crazt eddie May 27, 2011

deather 

A conspiracy theorist who refuses to believe the Obama's Administration's announcement that Osama bin Laden is dead.

See also: birther

No matter what Obama says, bin Laden's not dead until Donald Trump and the deathers see his long form death certificate.

deather by hazmat5793 May 25, 2011

Deathday 

Any day that is not your birthday, signifying that each day we are closer to death.

"Happy Deathday to you,
One day closer to
The day that you die,
and your life is through!"

Deathday by JoRokHed October 24, 2011

deather 

A person who thinks that President Obama was not only born outside of the united states, but also believes that he faked killing Osama Bin Laden to gain publicity and make the "birther" debate go away.

JIMBO:(Birther) Ill tell ya right now billy bob, that son of o gone barry oboma want even born here, hes lying, bigger than shit. Plus he is a colered fella

BILLY BOB: (deather)I think your right Jimbo, I would even reckon he made that hole thing up about killing that feller bin laden.

deather by rpalkie May 27, 2011