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Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy
A Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy is usually a random person, who is now dead, that nobody can be bothered picking up.
The Dead Guy will, after a number of weeks, become a member of that society despite his obvious death and putrid stench.
A Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy's history can only be assumed by locals, and a main conclusion drawn between citizens is that they are drifters scalped for their body parts which usually explains the entrails often hanging out of the Dead Guy's face.
The Dead Guy will, after a number of weeks, become a member of that society despite his obvious death and putrid stench.
A Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy's history can only be assumed by locals, and a main conclusion drawn between citizens is that they are drifters scalped for their body parts which usually explains the entrails often hanging out of the Dead Guy's face.
Roger: "Darn, I love not doing anything morally correct in society! Oh hello, Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy!"
Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy: "..."
Patricia: "Doesn't anyone think we should pick him up? Give him a burial service? Some sort of recognition?"
Constable Williams: "Haha, Patricia, you make me laugh. He's the Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy, and thats all the recognition he deserves."
Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy: "..."
Patricia: "Doesn't anyone think we should pick him up? Give him a burial service? Some sort of recognition?"
Constable Williams: "Haha, Patricia, you make me laugh. He's the Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy, and thats all the recognition he deserves."
Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy by angry piece of shit October 3, 2009
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hey poke the dead guy
what most people would say in the instance of finding some one of undetermined identity deceased and lying in a field.
first kid "whoa guys look what i found"
second kid "hey poke the dead guy"
dead guy"..............."
second kid "hey poke the dead guy"
dead guy"..............."
hey poke the dead guy by crack addict July 3, 2003
just some dead guy
A line used to make it look like you weren't trying to troll someone with "Joe Mama" or a similar phrase.
Person A: I decided to dress up as Axol for Halloween.
Person B: Axol your nuts off?
Person A: No, just some dead guy.
Person B: Axol your nuts off?
Person A: No, just some dead guy.
just some dead guy by ChameleonDragon February 13, 2022
Dead guyed
falling asleep during or after a social event in a drunken manner leading to a paralytic coma which will last from 8-10 hours
Zach: Where's Shnand?
Joey: SkinnyC14 said that he passed out in the backyard
Zach: Man, it sounds like he dead guyed. We wont be seeing him for the rest of the night.
Joey: Its all good i have a 5-hour!
Joey: SkinnyC14 said that he passed out in the backyard
Zach: Man, it sounds like he dead guyed. We wont be seeing him for the rest of the night.
Joey: Its all good i have a 5-hour!
Dead guyed by Mik3 Oxlong October 22, 2011
dead white guys
A liberal epithet directed at the men who founded the United States of America. It can also mean anyone from history who made a positive contribution to western civilization.
I don't need to study American history. It's just about a bunch of dead white guys.
In order to be on American money, you have to be a dead white guy.
What did Albert Einstein know? He's just a dead white guy.
In order to be on American money, you have to be a dead white guy.
What did Albert Einstein know? He's just a dead white guy.
dead white guys by Gahmuret June 27, 2006