Cucummin

Cucummin: when you insert a cucumber up your anal chord then start ejaculating on to your mom who is somehow a virgin.
Then you relise that your adopted

Person1:When did you find out you were adopted and how?
Person2:Cucummin!!!

Cucummin by xX_Bigtitties_Xx October 8, 2018

cucumbering 

When a girl using a cucumber to pleasure herself and follows it by eating the cucumber.

Guy 1: Hey. See that half eaten cucumber over there?
Guy 2: Yeah. What about it?
Guy 1: Meghan cucumbered with that.
Guy 2: WHOA! You mean to say that was used for cucumbering!?!
Guy 1: You got it
Guy 2: Oh god I had a few slices of that in my salad

cucumbering by Lee-bay April 13, 2009

CRUMBING 

WhEn a person rubs another persons private parts through there clothes.

Oh man did you see that chick crumbing that guy at soccer today!!

CRUMBING by RANGA November 6, 2012

Gettin veggie or cucumbering 

This is when a girl uses vegetables like cucumbers in place of a penis to pleasure herself. Used by lesbains alot and females wanting to jack off.

Are you gettin veggie or cucumbering again?

Gettin veggie or cucumbering by donna knight October 16, 2008

crumbing 

1. stuffing crumbs down a male's urethra, then shooting them back out during ejaculation in order to arouse self or partner's appetite and sexual organs

2. stealing an intelligent person's idea and taking all the credit for it

1. Crumbing isn't a big turn on for me, but I know my brother likes it.

2. Sam is always crumbing me! Now everyone thinks he's more clever.

crumbing by Briannica November 19, 2004

Crumbing 

The act of searching for with one's hands, and subsequent removal by sweeping motion, small pieces of dirt, food and other minutiae from the surface of a bed, esp. preceding sexual intercourse.

Stop your crumbing and come have sexy time with me!

Crumbing by metalibrarian December 14, 2011

cucubongbongwulala

noun,

(1) a self-evident expressed used to describe a crazy person.
(2) Also refers to those who like to make up phrases about his/her crazy significant other

David is a cucubongbongwulala

cucubongbongwulala by wulala October 21, 2011