Crotched 

This is where a polevault noob jumps at the bar and gets one leg on each side. Thereby crushing his/her testes/lack-of-testes.

Pole vault veteran: "Dude the bar owned that kid"
Pole vault veteran 2: "Yeah man, he got crotched bad"
Pole vault veteran: "DAAAAAAMN!"

Crotched by idonotgotojudd June 2, 2009

criched 

the state of resembaling an ashy monkey looking african

After my all night bender, I was criched

criched by Mya Jenkins February 7, 2003

Crutched-up

Term used to describe an electronic device destroyed beyond repair by someone of low intelligence, one whose brain needs crutches.

Look at the phone - it's all crutched up after he tried to fix the thing!

Crutched-up by Henry Jobi April 15, 2003

Crotched the camera 

When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."

"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."

Crotched the camera by Ellbee February 1, 2009

Crotched 

Crotched (verb) when your drink spills directly onto your crotch.

Guy: I need another drink.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!

Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.

Crotched by raisindisliker June 17, 2018

crutched 

Past tense for aiding or helping someone

My teamates crutched me in that game i wouldnt have been able to win without them

crutched by LSDLSDLSDLSDLSD November 19, 2020

critcher 

a bus

That critcher must'a been goin 1,000 miles an hour in the front row

critcher by VENTILATORTOVICTORY November 30, 2020