Cricket 

The sound of leather hitting willow that takes me back to my schoolboy days. Me and WG opening for Gloucestershire while the birds were singing and a cool summer breeze blowing southwards towards the pavilion. The rain from the previous creating a rather sticky wicket which one must take guard upon.

In reality its a gentleman's sport which has been distorted by the likes of Hanse Cronje and the Pakistan team over the years.

In the words of 10cc

"I don't like cricket no, no, no."
"I love it!"
"Yeah"

And in the words of Inzamum-ul-Huq
"Muhammed what did you do to ball, don't make me get Allah to strike you down"

Cricket by Sir Dale esq August 29, 2006

Cricket 

A variation of darts frequently played in bars.

Grab the darts from the barkeeper and let's play cricket.

Cricket by MikeK July 20, 2008

cricket 

1. A common insect of the Gryllinae family. The soothing (or annoying) music of this small grasshopper like creature can be heard on any warm quiet night in rural areas.

Crickets are known to infest houses in large numbers if left uncontrolled and also resort to cannibalism if hungry enough. Many pet stores supply crickets as a food source for larger pets and in some parts of the world they are eaten by people as well. Crickets are a surprisingly nutritious food.

On television crickets are often used as a sound effect accompanying a failed performance or unfunny joke.

2. A popular team sport played in countries like England, and its bitches India and Australia. Also known as Steroid-Free Baseball or 2nd World Rounders. The "bat" used in this game resemble the paddle used to beat freshman class students.

1. On Fear Factor Joe saw a woman force herself to eat a bowl of crickets.

2. Watching grass grow is more entertaining than watching a game of cricket. Let’s play Hockey instead!

cricket by CamaCamaCamaCamaCameleooon January 19, 2006

Cricket 

1.One of the most boring games to watch, but it's bloody good fun when your playin' it.

2.Small green bug thing. Makes annoying sound.

1. It's just not cricket
2. Chiiirrrpp chiiirrrpp!

Cricket by Onya August 1, 2006

cricket 

A dart game popular in bars. The 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 and bullseye spaces on a standard dart board are used along with the double and triple rings. A player scores after they close a given section. You close a section by placing 3 darts in that section. Subsequent hits by the closing player yield the number value of the corresponding space.

You wanna throw some darts?
Sure, Cricket?
Sounds good. Toss me a cold one, will ya?

cricket by 910 November 14, 2007

cricket 

A game that Indians are very, very serious about.

So they had a strip of ground about twelve feet wide and forty long - one wicket was a trash can, the other was a chair. Jivaji gets the ball and wings it at the wicket, blowing the trash can to tiny little bits.

Cricket is a serious game.

cricket by Chester Bogus January 12, 2008

Cricket 

Cricket is a beautiful baby boy who cares very deeply about their friends and those around them. Anyone who knows Cricket knows that at their heart they are a truly great person and deserve to be loved by all.

Guy: Omg cricket I love you
Cricket: Aw thank you you are so sweet

Cricket by mk41 April 5, 2021