To repay a small amount of money borrowed from a friend years after it was initially promised to be paid back. Payment methods include, but are not limited to: coupons, change found in the couch cushions, excuses, making the friend drive 30 miles to collect $5 and a buy one get one Steak and Shake coupon, asking you for part of a payment back for rent because of a miscalculation, etc...

Btw, David Couch, I'm still waiting on that last $100 of that loan, bitch! You couching out bastard!

David calls Ryan and promises that he has $75 to make as a payment on a $500 loan from Ryan. He asks Ryan to drive to the Junction (J2, an under-21 club). Ryan drives over eagerly expecting $75.
David: Hey...sorry I don't have all the money right now. We can go in and hang out for a bit. Also, here is $6.50 and a coupon for buy one get one free Now & Laters at Shell.
Ryan: What happened to the $75?
David: Sorry man. I had to make a payment on my girlfriend's fake titties. I had to make them TWO HANDFULS.

Ryan: I had a feeling you'd be couching out on me.

Couching Out by DeezNuttsi June 10, 2011

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couching it

Professing your love for a supposed girlfriend in public, while jumping onto a couch.

"Tom Cruise was couching it when he told oprah the news"

couching it by P3Ace January 4, 2006

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Ass couching

When you tired and you just chilling on the couch watching TV.

“Bernard had a long, hard day so now he’s ass couching.”

Ass couching by Mando76 April 24, 2021

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Urban Couching

The act of taking a couch (generally an older more beat up one) out on the town and sitting on it in various places such as in front of local bars, landmarks, or any other place.

We went urban couching last night, we got pictures in front of Lydia's, McDonald's, Winston's, and on the Broadway bridge.

Urban Couching by bryan1618 September 23, 2010

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