Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator

Every man's dream job. One who sets up activities for the naked people of these colonies.

I one day hope to become a Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator.

Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator by Ass Clown January 17, 2003

coordinated flex 

Flexing done prepared, not just out of the blue. Originated from Lil Tay's flexing, and the opposite of uncoordinated flex in which people flex at anytime anywhere.

Lil Tay's been doing a coordinated flex, it's revealed she's not rich.

coordinated flex by FL4ym3Burn June 13, 2018

ordination-of-the-coordinates 

The act of aligning the penis with a tight vagina to allow for simple harmonic motion, resulting in human propagation.

This chick got an 'A' by doing a reciprocal-ordination-of-the-coordinates with the lecturer in her dorm room.

ordination-of-the-coordinates by cockG September 12, 2010

coordinator 

When one enters the "real world" it will soon become clear that coordinator is a synonym for "office bitch" aka lowest on the totem pole or orginizational chart.

Brittany: Hey lauren, heard you just got a job! What's your title?

Lauren: "Media Coordinator"

Brittany: Oooo. That sounds fancy!

Lauren: Well, it fucking sucks!

coordinator by Lo and the DC November 28, 2006

Coordination Tongue 

The act of unconsciously sticking ones tongue out while engaging in an activity that requires mental skill, physical coordination, and/or dexterity.

While playing basketball, Trevor is always sticking his tongue out, when going in for a lay-up. He has a serious case of coordination tongue! He better be careful. If he is elbowed in the jaw he's liable to bite it off!

Coordination Tongue by 240ups September 13, 2014

Event Coordinator 

The new "PC" way for a hooker to define her profession as an escort, hooker, prostitute, lady of the night.... She thinks that she is better than a street walker because she works in clubs.

The girl brags about making money at clubs by getting guys to buy "shots" because she is the "Event coordinator". She reveals this in the morning after being dropped off by a "friend".

She travels with friends that pay for her company, because she is "fun to be around".

When confronted, she will say "I guess you could call me an escort but I don't have sex"!

IMPORTANT: The girl will never actually be on the clubs payroll.

Event Coordinator by Alpha Male November 13, 2012

coordinability 

The inability to be coordinated.

When the cheerleader went arse over tit, her coordinability was plain for all to see.

coordinability by (f)Risky October 7, 2013