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Construction worker 

A 24 to 36 oz can of beer. A can of beer so large that it can only be bought individually and not in a pack. Can be see strewn about construction sites and is named after the men who consume them.
Should we get some tall boys? No, lets get some chelada construction workers and get fucked up!
Construction worker by Brewbank November 10, 2011

Construction Guy

Construction Guy
(Noun) A guy or gal who looks like there working but they are not. usually your boss
Zack: See all those construction guys?
Shane: Those ones not working
Zack: Yeah

Construction Cone 

An old fashion butt F*&king, with nothing but spit as lube.
Person 1: "I heard his girl likes the construction cone."
Person 2: "Really?! so does Steve"
Construction Cone by Havoker July 15, 2011

Construction buster 

When u aggressively fuck someone at a construction site, often done without a condom
Dave: wow, u really did Julia yesterday

Ronald: yeah, it was really a construction buster

Construction Bum 

The feeling of sandpaper being rubbed repeatably on your taint.
Rash type feeling usually involved in construction workers that is painful to every step you take
Dude: why are you walking like a stick is up your ass
Bob: dude i got the worst case of construction bum going on, its killing me man

Construction Wife 

A construction wife is for the construction worker that is working away from his home. This applies to the 100 mile rule of traveling. She is the living to do laundry provide meals and comforts while away from home
At Joe's hospital stay he was visited by his real wife at the same time his construction wife was in the room.
Construction Wife by ppaquet September 14, 2011